Sick and Tired of being Sick and Tired

Tomorrow marks our first full month back in India since our Christmas holiday in the US. India apparently missed me as it had a gift waiting for me and despite my polite attempts at refusal it continues to give this gift again and again. Over the past month I have endured at least four bouts of Delhi Belly, Montezuma's Revenge, Karachi Crouch, call it what you will, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. I take my antibiotics, it clears up, and a few days after coming off of the treatment, it returns. It is awesome; really, it is.


I was not surprised when we returned to India to learn that I had gained 3 pounds as a result of stuffing my pie-hole for three weeks straight. With the help of Delhi Belly, the weight is gone! Maybe I can try to market this a weight-loss regime.


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