Prevent War with France, Vote Obama!!!

Eric and I were having dinner with a French colleague of mine last Friday and as often happens, the talk turned to American politics and this fellow had a very interesting viewpoint on the Primaries that I had never considered but I think warrants serious consideration. Our French friend reminded us that their current President, Nicolas Sarkozy is currently dating a super-hot former supermodel, Carla Bruni who is presumed to be the soon to be French First Lady. If Hilary Clinton wins the primary and goes on to win the general election in November, the not so hot but mysteriously irresistible Bill Clinton would be the First Gentleman(?). There is no way that the former President Clinton would be able to restrain himself in the presence of the uber-hot Bruni during international summits, the G8 meeting, and any numerous diplomatic visits. Once their affair is discovered the inevitable consequence would be the Franco-American War (the spaghetti is so good, how could we resist such a delicious sounding war?). So cross your fingers and pray that Obama will be victorious. Though come to think of it, we haven't kicked France's *ss in a while, it could be fun.....